Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Hate Mail pt. 1 (pilot)

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: what are you fukcing stupid?
Date: 27 Jul 2010 22:31:08
From: Bill Bilhou
To: frank

You dumb drab fucking shithead goon. You are nothing more than a mustached Guido fuck with a potbelly under a pro wrestling t shirt that just screams ‘please will someone please butt fuck me with a fire hydrant?’ If it weren’t for this stupid fucking ankle bracelet and the fact that my sister thinks she likes you and your bogus hair lip sweaty face bullshit I would be over there in a fucking hummingbird’s heartbeat to rip your kidneys out with my grandma’s favorite oven mitts. Next time you drive by this house go ahead and give me that canine smile and see how long it takes before someone has to call an ambulance in order to take you to the hospital so all the experienced ER staff there can stand around wondering how exactly it is you have a manhole cover where your guts used to be. Try me motherfucker.

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