Pot Helps pt. 3

"I got my complaint back from the Department of Creations and Existences."
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"Remember? Filed that complaint way back in, well shit, 2005CE?"
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"...I didn't even know they operated anymore. Guess so, they sent me this message!"
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"This is my favorite part, listen...'We've received your LIFE complaint and have found that neither logical nor ethically suitable measures can be implemented to satisfy your grievance(s) OR the grievance(s) has/have been previously satisfied through the already all-known Amalgamation."
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"They even sent me a pamphlet of information on the nano-life/cancer relationship! I don't think I've seen one of these since right before non-recorded time. Not a clue as to how long ago that was."
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"I wrote in complaining that all human life was inherently fraudulent because, back then, some whatever hundreds or thousands or millions of years ago, being a human meant you were at the top of the food chain from birth, no matter what."
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"But I suppose, that was indeed solved by the Amalgamation."
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"I also filed another complaint the same time as the other one, jokingly asking for a bigger dick."
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"This one just says..."We've received your ANATOMY complaint and have found that the grievance(s) has/have been previously satisfied through the already all-known Amalgamation."
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"..heh"
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"Hey, are you all right? You aren't talking much."